- the previous one -

the usual conversation

shanda : hey Cole!

C o l e : sup Shani!

shanda : how you doing?

C o l e : what's the problem?

shanda : problem? There's no problem. Can't a friend call another friend to see how she is doing?

C o l e : no. spill chick, I haven't got all day you know. What'd you do?

shanda : nothing. yet anyway. Oh my God. Guess what happened to me?!?!

C o l e : I knew it. Who'd you screw?

shanda : Why it got to be about that though. Besides you know I'll be single until the day I die. But ANYWAY! As fate would have it, I'm sitting in the train all by myself and this okay looking guy steps in. He's giving me looks for a couple of minutes and then he decides to drop a few lines. Hey shorty this, and you got a man that. All of a sudden he goes, "You got alittle mustache, you ain't no man are you?"
 

C o l e : NO he didn't!


shanda : Yes this ignorant mo-fo did! I was too shocked to comment, so I just walked away. but the more I walked the angrier I got. I can't believe he said that shit to me. I'm so tired of these tired ass men coming out of their face talking crap. It's like, you could be in your world doing your own thing, and they wanna come up to you and talk shit. I hate men!

C o l e : first of all, he didn't have a right to disrespect you, but you and I both know you don't hate men! Forget it girl, a loser is a loser is a loser. but I know what you mean though. sometimes men don't know when to shut up.

shanda : yeah, I guess you're right, so what's up with you.

C o l e : the usual. I need a man.


shanda : in addition to the 2.5 you already have.

C o l e : gurl please. that ain't a whole lot of men, thats a whole lot of drama. I'm getting up there in years. I need to find that special some one.

shanda : how many times do I have to tell you we ain't even 25 yet, why you stressing yourself about finding a man.

C o l e : because we need at least a year to get to know each other, move in, and get married. You know I want to have my first baby by at least 27, so when I'm 50 I can tell them to get the hell out of my house!!
shanda : LOL! True true. I need to go back on campus, maybe I can find some cuties there. Oh who am I kidding. Too many of them were gay, alot of them had a thing against dark meat, and what little were left had there head so far into their books they never knew what time a day it was! And of course lets not forget the few good ones who got snatched up before I could blink an eye.

C o l e : I don't know why you spend so much time with boys, you need to find an older man. I can't deal with all that game and baby mama drama, you know most of um got kids.


shanda : whateva. I like um young and firm, not old and sagging.

C o l e : you are too much ...

old version of Shanda & Cole